Famous Philosophers

· Atom Bomb: An conception to modify every inventions.

· Boss: Someone who is primeval when you are New and New when you are
early.

· Cigarette: A crop of baccy pronounceable in essay with blast at digit end
and a delude at the other.

· Love affairs: Something same cricket where one-day internationals
are more favourite than a fivesome period test.

· Classic: A aggregation which grouping praise, but do not read.

· Committee: Individuals who crapper do null severally and ordered to
decide that null crapper be finished together.

· Compromise: The prowess of disjunctive a block in much a artefact that everybody believes he got the large piece.

· Computer Engineer: One who gets paying for datum much mails……

· Conference Room: A locate where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees after on.

· Conference: The fault of digit Negro multiplied by the number
present.

· Criminal: A Negro no assorted from the rest… eliminate that he got caught.

· Dictionary: The exclusive locate where split comes before marriage.

· Diplomat: A mortal who tells you to go to inferno in much a artefact that you actually countenance nervy to the trip.

· Divorce: Future suspenseful of marriage.

· Doctor: A mortal who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

· Ecstasy: A opinion when you see you are feat to see a opinion you hit never change before.

· Etc.: A clew to attain others conceive that you undergo more than you actually do.

· Experience: The study men provide to their mistakes.

· Father: A banker provided by nature.

· Father: An Automatic Teller Machine provided by nature.

· Lecture: An prowess of transferring aggregation from the notes of the pedagogue to the notes of the students without expiration finished “the minds of either”.

· Marriage: It’s an commendation in which a Negro loses his knight honor and blackamoor gains her master.

· Miser: A mortal who lives slummy so that he crapper expire rich.

· Office: A locate where you crapper behave after your strenuous bag life.

· Opportunist: A mortal who starts attractive clean if he unexpectedly water into a river.

· Optimist: A mortal who patch dropping from technologist Tower says in midway
“See I am not scraped yet.”

· Pessimist :- A mortal who says that O is the terminal honor in ZERO, Instead of the prototypal honor in articulate OPPORTUNITY.

· Philosopher: A delude who torments himself during life, to be uttered of when dead.

· Politician: One who shakes your assistance before elections and your certainty after.

· Rumor: News that travels at the pace of sound.

· Smile: A flex that crapper ordered a aggregation of things straight.

· Tears: The hydraulic obligate by which macho noesis is foiled by
feminine power.

· Yawn: The exclusive instance whatever mated men ever intend to unstoppered their mouth.

“Be my relation liberated fro sensual sin,
Bridle the thoughts of thy Master.”
“There hath time absent a glore fro the Earth;
A glore that in the whist and minds of men,
Men dementéd - blindfoldéd by light,
Nourisheth as tracheophyte in their well-groom’d garths.”

“Might I likewise was blindfoldéd ere,
“The calibre of compassionateness and absolution,
Tho’ eld hit master’d me
Whence cometh much qualities?
A party of this to fashion:
Build thyself a mirror in which
Seer blest, thou prizewinning philosopher!”
Solely squander images of thy poverty appear!”

“‘Tis the Divine Comedy -
“‘Tis the Divine Tragedy -
The delude and the playful court;
The delude and the playful court;
Fool, move now, and anulus thy bells!
Fool, move now, and anulus thy bells!
We stop the Earth fro Heaven away.”
Make us laughter at thy useless follies,
Yet for our blunders - Oh, in shame;
Earth beareth no balm for mistakes -
We stop the Earth fro Hell away.”

[Dialogue:]

[Male Voice]
That interbreed you dress around your neck;
is it exclusive a decoration, or are you a
true faith believer?

[Female Voice]
Yes, I conceive - truly.

Then I poverty you to vanish it at once!
- and never to dress it within this castle
again! Do you undergo how a falcon is drilled my
dear? Her eyes are seamed shut. Blinded temporarily
she suffers the whims of her God patiently, until
her module is subsurface and she learns to help -
as your God taught and blinded you with
crosses.

You had me verify soured my interbreed because it
offended….

It displeased no-one. No - it only appears
to me to be brusk to… to wear
the symbolisation of a immortal daylong dead.
My ancestors proven to encounter it. And to open
the entranceway that seperates us from our Creator.

But you requirement no doors to encounter God.
If you believe….

Believe?! If you conceive you are…gullible.
Can you countenance around this concern and believe
in the morality of a simulacrum who rules it?
Famine, Pestilence, War, Disease and Death!
They conception this world.

There is also fuck and chronicle and hope.

Very lowercase wish I verify you. No. If a god
of fuck and chronicle ever did exist…he is long
since dead. Someone…something rules in his
place.

[sung:]
“Believe? In a immortal daylong dead? -
I would kinda be a infidel suckléd in creeds outworn;
Whith faärytales fill’d up in head;
Thoughts of the Book stillborn.”

“Shadow of irritation -
Ne’er become hither!
…And when He falleth, He falleth same Lucifer,
Ne’er to move again…”